Saturday, November 19, 2016

Chris Christie has been dumped from Donald Trump’s transition team. Some insiders feel, after falling down, there’s a good chance Christie will bounce right back. 

Mitt Romney described his meeting with Donald Trump as “Far reaching.” “Which reminds me,” said Romney, “I need to schedule a rectal exam.”

Filming the first “Star Wars,” Carrie Fisher admitted she had an affair with Harrison Ford. And C3P0 became her gay brother from another mother. 

The NFL is unsure why TV ratings are down 14%. But for now let’s cut to the Papa John, Nationwide, GEICO analysis of all the penalties and injuries before we cut to a commercial.