Sunday, December 04, 2016

A year ago in St. Louis a man named Bud Weisser was arrested for trespassing in the Budweiser brewery. And this year you’ll never guess where they found a man named C. Alice. 

Happy National Cookie Day. Because we need a National Cookie Day like the Cleveland Browns need a National Suck at Football Day.

Emma Morano turned 117 in Italy last week. Only human in history who was alive for two Chicago Cubs World Series wins. Asked to comment, Emma said, “Donald Trump won what?” 

The inventor of General Tso’s Chicken, Peng Chang-kuei, died at 98. First the inventor of the Big Mac died, now the inventor of General Tso’s Chicken. The inventor of Hot Pockets better watch his ass.

A Harvard psychologist claims dogs dream about their humans almost all of the time. And cats dream about what their humans will taste like when they're dead.