Friday, July 01, 2016



“We had him back when he decided he wanted to be somebody,” Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

Paul Newman’s character about Robert Shaw’s character in “The Sting.”


Former imprisoned baseball player, Lenny “Nails” Dykstra, 53, admitted he turns tricks as a male prostitute. His nickname “Nails” is now what he urinates. 



To our Canadian friends, Happy Canada Day. If Donald Trump wins we will all be neighbors. (Yes, this is an obvious joke) 


Following the Brexit, Britain’s Prime Minister, David Cameron, resigned. Not to sound like an uniformed American, but when did Prime Minister Hugh Grant from “Love Actually” resign?


To be candid, I do not think Donald Trump understands why England is leaving the European Union. Today Trump said he thinks Britain and the United Kingdom should leave too. 


The movie “Sully” is coming about how Capt. “Sully” Sullenberger landed his stricken US Airways plane on the Hudson River. New facts emerge that US Airways tried to blame “Sully.” Not only that, they tried to fine “Sully” for piloting a boat on the Hudson without a license. 


Donald Trump used $12,000 of charity money to buy a signed Tim Tebow helmet. Which is really silly when you consider Trump already wears a perfectly good helmet. 


As far as his comeback, Tiger Woods has said, “I am working my tail off.” If you ask me, it is both sexist and pejorative to use the term “tail” to describe a Waffle House waitress. 


Hillary Clinton was endorsed by the President of France. You know Donald Trump is a blowhard when he is considered too rude for France.