Wednesday, June 01, 2016

Mokiki does the Sloppy Swish. Mokiki may be the singularly stupidest thing ever created in the entertainment industry. And that includes "Pootie Tang" and Paulie Shore 

In Florida, police discovered two alligators eating a dead body. Or as they call that in Florida: A Tallahassee Three-Way.

A Texas town has a bronze statue of two teenage girls taking a selfie. A teenage girl got mildly hurt when she walked into the statue taking a selfie. When asked about the irony, the girl said, “Hello? It’s bronze. Not iron. Duh.” 

Interesting side note: the statue is actually smarter than the two models used for the statue. 

The parents of the toddler who fell into the gorilla enclosure at the Cincinnati Zoo thanked the zoo workers who killed the gorilla. They said their son was doing well. Although they weren’t exactly sure where he was at the moment. 

Rolling Stone guitarist, 68-year-old Ronnie Wood, just had twins with his 38-year-old wife, Sally. Kids, let that be a lesson, if you smoke, drink and do drugs too much, you too might have twins when you’re 68.

A gym for marijuana smokers is opening in San Francisco. A bunch of stoned skinny dudes trying to balance heavily weighted barbells. What could possibly go wrong? 

Actress, Kristen Bell, opened up to “Time” about her battles with depression. Of course depression for a beautiful rich celebrity is caused when the car crew shows up ten minutes late to your mansion to detail your Tesla. 

Khloe Kardashian is now dating New York Giant, Odell Beckham Jr. Beckham makes catches in NFL. By dating Khloe he could continue to catch things. 

Since you asked:

It would be easy to blame the rise of a cartoon monster, like Donald Trump, on liberals, the liberal press and democrats. And while it is true the unreasonable stifling by political correctness of common sense and honesty was due to cause an angry backlash, nobody could have foreseen the tidal wave of hatred and resentment that has washed Trump into laughable and embarrassing world-wide prominence.

But the real blame for having a lying buffoon, like Trump, become a leading presidential candidate belongs squarely with the republicans. Their inability to mount a campaign by anyone less repugnant than Ted Cruz will always be a political nightmare of utter ineptitude. 

Republican - for lack of a better term - leaders, like Mitch McConnell, were so busy lining their pockets by kissing the selfish far-right asses of the NRA and the Tea Party, they let the soul of the republican party fester and decay with neglect. 

The only hope for us now is to allow Trump to destroy himself, which I am certain he will do, and replace him with someone more qualified. I.e. anyone. (Sorry, I meant anyone but Ted Cruz) 

Remember, like I have said many times, Trump claims to be a brilliant business man who had four failed casinos, a failed brand of vodka and a failed line of steaks. 

Donald Trump could not sell gambling, drinking and eating meat to Americans.