My favorite part of Valentine’s Day is when Martha Stewart tells us how she gave heart-shaped cuts to snitches is prison. 

Is it just me, or does Ted Cruz look like the old-timey undertaker pushing the really expensive casket on the poor widow? 

“Trumbo” writer, John McNamara, won a Writer’s Guild Award. Only in Hollywood can a writer writing about a writer win an award for writers from writers. 

I’m not a geneticist, but I am almost positive Ted Cruz is related to the sleazy landlord in the “Godfather II” whom the young Don Corleone scared senseless out of evicting the widow.