Thursday, February 11, 2016

A new bill in the House would mandate larger plane seats. So maybe Chris Christie will get back in the race.

Adidas will give $1 mil. to whoever breaks the world record in the 40 yard-dash. So far the fastest is Cam Newton’s agent set while backpedaling to explain his client not falling on a fumble. 

The United Arab Emirates proudly announced they have appointed a Minister of Happiness, Ohood Al Roumi. Unfortunately, they found her chewing gum so she’ll be beheaded.

Scientist have succeeded in detecting gravitational waves from the violent merging of two black holes in deep space. How can we thank you, Dr. Kim Kardashian?

Chris Christie has dropped out of the presidential race. In a related story, for the first time, the presidential race can touch its toes.