New York Mets pitcher, Janrrey Mejia, has been permanently suspended from baseball following his third positive test for Performance Enhancing Drugs in one year. Mets coaches became suspicious when Mejia was hitting spitting out his gum at 100 MPH. 

They became suspicious because Mejia is Spanish for Barry Bonds. 

When asked for a comment, Mejia became angry, denied using PEDs and told reporters they could kiss his two penises.