Chris Christie has dropped off of the presidential race. “Oh, thank god, my back was killing me,” said the presidential race. 

Is it just me or is Donald Trump that weird kid your mom insisted you invite to your birthday party and then he wins all the prizes? 



Since you asked:


Just found out that, while undergoing hypothermia, there is a real condition called paradoxical undressing. That is when you become so disoriented from the cold, you feel like you have to strip your clothes off. 

Paradoxical Undressing is my new band.