If a woman gets a tattoo on her butt of Donald Trump at a campaign rally, is that a Trump stumping tramp stamp? Asking for a friend.

After his Nevada win, Donald Trump said “We won with poorly educated. I love the poorly educated.” It was awkward when he then pointed to his wife, Melania. 

President Obama wants to shut down Camp X-Ray at Guantanamo Bay. To expedite the closing, he is going to have Donald Trump convert it into a Trump casino. 

Donald Trump won the Nevada caucus for republicans. Nevada’s filled with shady, corrupt miscreants skirting on the edge of the law for profit. But then the republicans left Nevada for the primary in South Carolina.

An historian claims Adolf Hitler had a deformed, tiny penis. The medical term is a severe case of Trump Stump.

Kanye West told a crowd at a Los Angeles club; “Amber Rose didn’t stick no fingers in my butt.” Not exactly “Four score and seven years ago,” is it? 

Nike’s founder, Phil Knight, donating $400 million to Stanford. It comes at a cost. Stanford has to change their motto from “The Wind of Freedom Blows” to “Adidas Blows.”