A study shows people with dementia have their sense of humor change from verbal to broad slapstick. And people with serious brain damage watch a lot of “The Disney Channel” specifically "That's So Raven" reruns. 

Dr. Ben Carson now has Secret Service protection. Is that necessary? If a gunman threatens Carson, he will just direct them to the cashier at Popeyes. 

Medical marijuana just went on sale in Chicago. “If it was a fight between mascots, the Bears would win the Super Bowl every year,” is a conversation Bear fans will constantly have on medical marijuana. 

Donald Trump calling for a boycott of Starbucks because of the lack of Christmas symbols on their holiday red cups. You can tell Trump is in the Christmas spirit, he has already set up the Nativity scene on top of the hay on his head.

The makers of Budweiser and Miller beer are merging. Contrary to rumors, the beer will be called neither a Bumwiller nor a Mudleiser.