Monday, November 09, 2015

Denver Bronco cornerback, Aqib Taleb, stuck his fingers in Indianapolis Colts’ Dwayne Allen’s eyes. When asked to comment, Taleb said; “Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.” 

Taleb was penalized for unnecessary roughness and for impersonating Mo of "The Three Stooges."

After rushing to Lamar Odom’s side at the hospital, Khloe Kardashian has been back with her recent ex, James Harden. You know what they say: Easy coma, easy go. 

That is quite a rebound even for Harden.

The 78-foot-tall Norway Spruce has been put up for the Christmas tree in Rockefeller Center. Or as the New York rats call it: our Holiday timeshare. 

In Fort Lauderdale, a police deputy was too drunk to receive an award from Mothers Against Drunk Driving. Once again, Florida being so Florida even Florida can’t believe how Florida Florida is Florida. 

Since you asked:

So between all the pink-gear support for breast cancer awareness and then the player’s union’s defense of Dallas’ Greg Hardy, I take it the NFL stance is somewhere around it’s OK to beat women, they just don’t want them to get cancer?