Sunday, November 08, 2015

Clay Tres is in the fray today, so nice they named him thrice, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

Jason Pierre-Paul, who injured his right hand in a fireworks accident, will play for the Giants today against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. When they asked Jason how he will be able to play with a mangled hand, frankly, he was stumped. 

At the Rick Owens Fashion Show in Paris, the models walked down the runway two-at-a-time in the 69 position. Luckily nobody tripped and ate it. 

The first “Selfie” was taken in 1839. It’s titled: 
“For the love of god, put some pants on, Larry King.”

Since you asked:

The over-and-under on Greg Hardy getting arrested and kicked out of the NFL? One month. 

The Jerry Jones/Dallas Cowboy sensibility allowed for Michael Irvin to thrive there - even way past his playing years - despite several cocaine and sexual assault arrests. Jerry Jones is a wildly successful sports owner. Jerry Jones is also a complete and utter scum-bag and so are many of his ex and current players. 

For Jerry Jones to, A, support Greg Hardy and, B, call him a leader and then, C, lie about not having access to the pictures of Hardy's beaten and deeply bruised ex-girlfriend is just a clear indication of how slimy a liar Jones is.