So why does Ben Carson have a painting of himself at the spa with Russell Brand?

President Obama has a new, personal Facebook page because he wants to "Have real conversations about the most important issues facing our country. LOLJK, I want to see which of my old girlfriends got fat.” 

The fourth republican debate is over and we have determined the winner: Netflix and Chill.

Medical marijuana just went on sale in Chicago. And to make it through the rest of the season, 3-5 Bears fans all suddenly contracted glaucoma. 

Kim Kardashian admitted on Twitter she has gained 56 pounds in her second pregnancy with six weeks to go. 56 pounds. That is an entire Bieber.