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A new Iowa poll shows Dr. Ben Carson ahead of Donald Trump. The Coma is ahead of the Combover. 

Instagram has created a new app that creates one-second videos. They even have a name for this new and amazing invention: Pictures.

According to a new study, marijuana use in the United States has doubled. And not only that, but marijuana use in the US has doubled. 

The Chinese Communist Party has banned golf, excessive drinking and adultery. In a related story, the plans for the Tiger Woods Beijing Country Club have been cancelled.

According to a new study, marijuana use in the United States had doubled. Not only that, but marijuana use in the US has gone up twice.

On ESPN’s “Monday Night Live Countdown”, announcer, Mike Ditka, appeared to loudly break wind. Not surprising. Ditka is a Polish term for Farts like an old Bear.  

During the Benghazi hearing they told Hillary Clinton she could wait and read her notes and she said; “I can do more than one thing at a time.” And then she had neglected to turn on her mic. Hillary is to technology what Bill Clinton is to celibacy. 

And finally:

A study says the human hand has evolved over time to become the perfect shape to make a fist for more efficient punching. Punching. Oh, so that’s why women can also make a fist.