Good news. “ET” claims Lamar Odom was able to open his eyes and speak. So, intellectually, this puts him way past most of the Kardashians. 

Now that he is still in the lead, Donald Trump is demanding Secret Service protection. They have picked out his Secret Service codename: “We shall over-comb.”

The Los Angeles Dodgers lost to the New York Mets 3-2. Did you see Larry King sitting right behind home plate? Larry hasn’t had seats that good at a baseball game since he and Abner Doubleday invented it. 

Weather experts are calling for huge El Nino storms for California this winter. There will be so much water, our lawns could go from brown to slightly less brown. 

The Los Angeles Dodgers lost to the New York Mets 3-2. Did you see Larry King sitting right behind home plate? People think Larry paid a lot for those seats. No, they built the stadium around him. 

Dr. Ben Carson is threatening to boycott the next debate. For his demands, he insists the next debate include an opening and closing statement. And a nap in-between. 

Some feel Joe Biden is getting a little too cute about running. Is he in? Is he out? Is he there? Is he not there? Biden is becoming the Caitlyn Jenner’s penis of this election.