Wednesday, October 07, 2015

A coupley puppely Wallys

Ehhrrrrrr Meehhrrr Geeeeehhhhrrrrrd, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

An online Halloween costume company is offering a Sexy Pizza Rat costume. It is almost as creepy as their Sexy Pope Baby costume.

Google Ads announced they will target consumers based on their search histories. Which explains the rush in Naughty Lesbian Sorority Girl t-shirts.

A controversial 1200 year-old document has been found that claims Jesus was married. If true this does shed new light on the whole voluntary crucifixion thing.

General Mills recalled two million boxes of Gluten-Free Cheerios because they contained gluten. And you don’t want to know what their Radiation-free cereal contained.

“Wheel of Fortune” host Pat Sajak makes $12 million a year. “I’ll solve the puzzle, Pat: “Why The Rest of the World Hates Us.”

A man in Britain, born without a penis, is going to have a penis reconstructed from parts of his arm. Hey, Caitlyn Jenner, don’t be afraid to help a brother out.

The two leading republican candidates are sleepy Dr. Ben Carson and hair-challenged Donald Trump. Otherwise known as the Coma and the Comb-over.

Hillary Clinton is trying to appear warmer and friendlier joking and appearing on “Saturday Night Live.” I think it’s working. The permafrost is thawing off of her pants suit.

ISIS has destroyed another 1800 year-old Syrian landmark. If ISIS isn’t careful, Ryan Seacrest may cancel as their Holiday party host.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus’s son, Charlie Hall, made the Northwestern University basketball team as a walk-on. And I am sure he was accepted with no regard to his mother’s celebrity, yadda, yadda, yadda.

A report claims the Vatican has been sending gay priests to a monastery in the Alps to cure them. And if anything will cure a gay priest it will be a trip to a mountainside fireplace with brandy and the priest in charge, Father Vidal.