Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders went at it at the democratic debate last night. It was cute, they reminded me of the couple at the old folks home pretending to fight so people won’t know they’re an item. 

Was it just me, or did Hillary and Bernie remind you of an older couple at the garage sale fighting over the George Foreman grill?

If you can’t decide what to be this Halloween, I have an idea. You can paint your head orange and go as either Donald Trump, John Boehner or a Jack-O-Lantern.

Truly sad news about Lamar Odom. Normally you don’t hear the words unconscious and brothel without the word congressmen. 

Miley Cyrus said she plans to go totally nude in her next music video. And for the video after that? Three words: Inter-vaginal speculum camera.