Wednesday, July 29, 2015

In Zimbabwe, a beloved lion named Cecil was killed by an American dentist, Walter Palmer. Palmer paid $50,000 to kill Cecil. But, later, Palmer was upset to discover it did not make his tiny penis any bigger.

And you thought you hated dentists before?

They lured Cecil out of the protected sanctuary, they flashed a blinding spotlight and then shot Cecil from the safety of the truck. Palmer thought this was manlier than killing Cecil with a drone.