Saturday, May 09, 2015

It rained hard in Southern California. In Malibu, it actually washed Bruce Jenner inside a Hooter’s restaurant.

ESPN announcer, Bill Simmons, was fired from ESPN. If Simmons really wanted to keep his job at ESPN, he should have insulted a tow-truck cashier on camera.

“Modern Family” star, Sofia Vergara, announced she got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Either that or she said she bought a car early bird stalker shame. 

Floyd Mayweather is now backing down from his comment about a rematch with Manny Pacquiao. It wasn’t enough for Mayweather to back down from the actual fight, now he is also backing down from his statement about the rematch.

A Florida man is suing the hospital that threw his amputated leg into the garbage. I would predict he will win the lawsuit, but I don’t want to go out on a limb.

There is a new app called KardBlock that will block everything about the Kardashians. Well, except when one of the Kardashians discovers the cure for cancer, that will show up.

In Florida, a 45-year-old female principal of a Charter school was caught partially undressed in a marijuana-smoke-filled car with an 18-year-old male student.  This was a charter school. If was a mere public Florida school, she would have been naked with a 16-year-old student smoking meth.

The al Qaeda terrorist in charge of the Charlie Hedbo Muhammad cartoon attack was killed by a US drone. Who else is picturing a cartoon with a mushroom cloud and the word “Kaboom”?