Thursday, May 07, 2015

2008 Olympic Decathlon gold medalist, Bryan Clay, used string tied to a javelin to remove his daughter’s loose baby tooth. Let’s hope she never gets tonsillitis.

An NFL investigation reveals the New England Patriots probably deflated the balls with Tom Brady’s knowledge. The report is titled: “Duh.”

On “The Price is Right”, a woman with no legs and in a wheelchair, won a treadmill. That’s like Kim Kardashian winning a scholarship to Oxford.

A study shows men and women want to have sex at different times. Men want to have sex in the morning and women want to have sex when men don’ t want to have sex.

There is a new app called KardBlock that will block all things Kardashian-related from the Internet. Just when you thought technology wasn’t improving anymore.

Pope Frances was made an honorary Harlem Globetrotter. They even gave him a nickname: Big Hat Frankie.

Now that it has been a few days, the Mayweather-Pacquiao fight has officially been ruled a square dance.

Candidate Mike Huckabee has the endorsement of the “19 Kids and Counting” father, Jim Bob Duggar. Because that is what a presidential candidate wants, a guy whose motto is “What the hell, one more won’t hurt.”