A Florida man is suing a hospital for throwing his amputated leg into the garbage. When asked why the hospital would throw his leg away, the man was stumped.

A Florida man is suing a hospital for throwing his amputated leg into the garbage. And believe me, he is hopping mad.

A Florida man is suing a hospital for throwing his amputated leg into the garbage. Insiders say he is leaning toward a settlement.

A Florida man is suing a hospital for throwing his amputated leg into the garbage. When the man retained an attorney, the hospital knew there was trouble afoot.

A Florida man is suing a hospital for throwing his amputated leg into the garbage. Legal experts feel he is a shoe-in to win.

A Florida man is suing a hospital for throwing his amputated leg into the garbage. Legal experts feel this case will be settled quickly and should hop right along.

Floyd Mayweather said he would fight Manny Pacquiao again. Wait. Wouldn’t he have to fight him for the first time to fight him again?

79-year-old Frank Freshwater was caught in Florida 55-years after escaping the prison where “The Shawshank Redemption” was filmed. Anyone who saw the movie knows Frank went through a lot of crap to escape.

Lexervations:

Educators and former military should have to pay zero taxes. Take the amount of taxes they would have paid and add it to the taxes paid by the top 1%. Then multiply it times ten.

Institute a new tax of $50 million dollars on boxers who get paid over $100 million dollars to fight, but then don’t fight.

Not to take anything away from the awesome play of my Chicago Blackhawks, up 3-0 against the Minnesota Wild, but I am not sure some of the Minnesota players are meant to be on that team. They just weren't (wait for it) born to be Wild.