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Los Angeles Laker, Metta World Peace, has been suspended after knocking out an Oklahoma player, James Harden, with a vicious elbow to the head. Good thing he is named Metta World Peace, if he was Metta World War this Harden guy would be dead.

In Las Vegas, the Heart Attack Grill claimed it’s second victim, a woman in her 40’s had to go to the hospital after collapsing eating a double-bypass burger, smoking a cigarette and drinking a margarita. Who could predict that health-nut would have a problem?

Los Angeles Laker, Metta World Peace, has been suspended after knocking out an Oklahoma player, James Harden, with a vicious elbow to the head. Metta hit Harden so hard it would have knocked sense into a Kardashian.

A hunter in Florida accidentally shot his girlfriend in the legs after mistaking her for a wild hog. It could have been worse, what if he had mistaken the hog for his girlfriend?

Deion Sanders tweeted pictures of himself and his two sons filling out domestic abuse arrest reports against their mother. Looks like somebody got their Christmas card picture taken early.