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Several Los Angeles Lakers have voiced concern over the mental state of their teammate, former Ron Artest, now named Metta World Peace. There have been signs of a problem like, for example, when he changed his name to Metta World Peace.

New Jersey Gov., Chris Christie, vetoed a gay marriage bill; he didn’t just veto it, he pounded it flat, rolled it in flour, deep fried it and ate it in one gulp.

China’s vice president, Xi Jinping, came to Los Angeles and received a Lakers jersey signed by Magic Johnson; so I guess we can wipe that trillion dollar loan off the books.

A study reveals that if men are too nice at Valentines Day and give too many gifts, women suspect they are cheating. This study reveals that for men, Valentines Day sucks more than we thought.

Jeremy Lin has lead the Knicks to 8 out of 9 wins, China’s vice president, Xi Jinping, received a Lakers jersey signed by Magic Johnson; and a Pekingese won Best in Show. China is even kicking our ass right here in the US.

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