Sunday, February 12, 2012

'Dat mo' bettah, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers


Was watching the Pebble Beach Pro Am and those AT&T 4G LTE commercials. Anyone else tired of those smug “That was so 14 seconds ago” guys? Because it is so important they get that picture of themselves drunk holding a red plastic cup that will ruin their job future on Facebook 12 seconds sooner.

"Hey, did you hear that people who say "That is so 12 seconds ago" are douche-bags?"

"That is so 12 seconds . . . hey."

Among the golfers at the Pebble Beach Pro Am were Charlie Wi, John Huh, Kevin Na and Mike Weir who would make a great “Who’s on first?” routine. “So who is on the first hole?” “Weir”. “We are?” “Nah.” “Kevin Na?” “Who’s we?” “Charlie Wi” “Huh? “John Huh?”

Re: the bitch-slapping, dough-pop issued by Phil to Tiger at Pebble. To be candid, it wasn't as much fun as I thought it would be. As much as we now know Tiger's personality and character are wanting, he is a great golfer.

It would have been more fun to see him playing better.