So good. So hot. So unfair.

We gotta to do’r to her, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

A Southwest flight had to make an emergency landing in Yuma, Arizona after part of the roof came off. The crew and passengers were upset and shaken up, but you would be too if you had to go to Yuma.

Glenn Beck is leaving Fox News. He wants to spend more time with his Hitler Youth Troop.

Is it just me, or does Glenn Beck look like the guy who spends an inordinate amount of time naked in the gym’s men’s locker room?

Is it just me, or does Glenn Beck look like the guy who tells you which team you should have bet on after the game is over?

A Southwest flight had to make an emergency landing in Yuma, Arizona after part of the roof came off.. The crew had to scramble in order to charge the passengers for extra headroom.

Glenn Beck is leaving Fox News. Is it just me, or does Glenn Beck look like the guy who brags about his success at the 20-year-high school reunion, but all you can think of is he was the dork who got hung by his underwear in his locker by the jocks?

The Masters golf tournament is this weekend. Tiger Woods is getting his A game ready. He has moved up from hitting on waitresses at Dennys to hitting on waitresses at Hooters.

Congress continues to negotiate to avoid a total government shutdown this weekend. Oh my word, do you know what a total government shut down means? No, seriously, with the post office, police, military and all public services still running, does anyone know what this means?


Since you asked:
Bummed, bummed, I tell you. So bummed the awesome Pia Toscano was voted off “American Idol.” Scorching hot, funny, talented. So few of us.

“Idol” has got to figure out a way to solve the ‘Tween girlie voting factor. Semi-cute guys who can’t sing voted back and scorching hot women who can sing are voted off. Killing the show.

Was a big fan of the "Idol" this year, but now I am done.

Don't know why I thought of this:

Driving Ann Caroline to pre-school when I noticed she was very quiet. Looked in the rear view mirror to see a look of intense concentration on her little face. Eyebrows furrowed, gaze lost and locked. So I said;

"Ann Caroline, what are you thinking about?"

She snapped out of her stupor and said;

"Butterflies."