Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Congratulations to my beloved alma mater, University of California at Santa Barbara. Finishes in the top 39 of “U.S. News and World Report” list of all colleges for academics and listed in the top 8 of all party schools by "The Princeton Review".

Go Gaucho Gold

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"Jersey Shore" Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino will earn over $5 million this year in endorsements and appearances. This also just in: God announces there is no him.