My man Robby Naish making it look easy

I myself am often surprised by life’s little quirks, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers



After quitting the Players Championship with a sore neck, Tiger Woods was heckled by a 7-year-old boy. You can’t blame the child for being upset, there is a good chance Tiger is his abandoning dad.


President Barack Obama nominated Solicitor General Elena Kagan to the Supreme Court. Now don’t confuse the Solicitor General with the Major Solicitor, that’s Elliot Spitzer.


Happy Birthday to the birth control pill, it turned 50; so if you’re 50 or older, there is a good chance your parents did not want you.


First Nike athletes Kobe Bryant, Tiger Woods and Ben Roethlisberger had sex scandals, now Nike’s top French soccer player, Franck Ribery, could go to prison for having sex with an underage prostitute. Since when did Nike stand for Nookie Is Killing Everyone?


President Barack Obama nominated Elena Kagan to the Supreme Court. The rumor in Washington is Elena Kagen used to date Elliot Spitzer, but it’s not true. Elena Kagan was never a whore.


A study of fossils reveals human beings used to mate with Neanderthals. Apropos of nothing, I wonder how Maria Shriver Schwarzenegger is doing?