These are so ugly they should not be called throwback jerseys, but throw up jerseys

Getting it done on the run, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

A survey ranked the 55 cities with the smartest residents down to the least smartest residents and Fresno finished last. Upon hearing this a Fresno resident asked “What’s a resident?”

If the Bud Light Football infomercial guy hooked up with the Progressive Insurance lady, together they could spawn the most annoying human on the planet.

The cover of Sarah Palin’s book, “Going Rogue” features a picture of Sarah looking thoughtful. So I guess anything is possible.

A survey claims women are happiest after having sex for 30 minutes; wow, that makes the two minutes I only need even more impressive.

The Chicago Cubs have filed Chapter 11; on the bright side, 11 is highest number they’ve ever had in October.

An Australian man was arrested for breaking into a sex shop, having sex with blow up dolls and then discarding them in the alley. Or as he called that: loving and leaving ‘em.

Have you heard of the new show on CBS? “CSI: My Kitchen.”

At a huge gay rights rally in Washington DC, a chant came up of “Hey, Obama, let mamma marry mamma.” This was much better than the prior chant; “Hey Bush, I wanna do it in the tush.”

Did you see the hideous brown and yellow throwback uniforms the Denver Broncos wore Sunday? How bad were they?” UPS delivery truck drivers were making fun of the Broncos brown pants.

Did you see the hideous brown and yellow throwback uniforms the Denver Broncos wore Sunday? Without going into lurid detail, there are two colors you don’t want pants to ever be and they are, in order, brown and yellow.