Who said what to who now, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers?
A Southwest Airlines flight had to make an emergency landing after it tore a hole in the top of the fuselage. All the other airlines are demanding Southwest charge those passengers a convertible top fee.
A French tennis player had his drug suspension lifted when he claimed he tested positive for cocaine because he kissed a girl in a club. Apparently it was quite a kiss, he also tested positive for her P.M.S drug Midol.
A group of badly maimed, limbless and scarred shark attack victims testified in Congress in favor of a shark protection bill. That's odd. It's like a bunch of pigs testifying to save Kirsty Alley.
The Republicans continue to grill Supreme Court Nominee, Sonia Sotomayor, they claim she is biased for Latino women. And if anybody is an expert on being biased for your sex and ethnic group, it is a bunch of white male Republicans.
The Republicans continue to grill Supreme Court Nominee, Sonia Sotomayor, Not all conservatives are against Sotomayor, Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas is rumored to be in favor of Sotomayor's confirmation, or as he calls Sonia: New meat.
Things are not going well for 50 billion scammer Bernie Madoff in prison. Let's just say if Madoff was still an actual investor, he would be buying stock in Preparation H, Listerine and Vasoline.
After demanding she keep $60 million of Bernie Madoff stolen money, Ruth Madoff was caught trying to use expired coupons at a California Pizza Kitchen. It seems Ruth loves their Swindler Salad and their Ponzi Pizza.
Jon of "Jon and Kate Plus 8" is engaged to, Hailey Glassman, a wild woman of seriously questionable character. "But I am certain, once the bright spotlight of sudden fame dims, this relationship will thrive" said nobody in their right mind.
Jon of "Jon and Kate Plus 8" is engaged to Hailey Glassman, a well-known wild drunk and drugged-up party girl and gold-digging attention whore. This Jon moron has worse taste in woman than Elliot Spitzer.
Tina Fey's "30 Rock" has received 22 Emmy nominations. Fey should also receive a nomination for her "Saturday Night Live" impression of Sarah Palin. Unlike the subject, that impression doesn't quit.
"30 Rock" received 22 Emmy nominations. Including the-less-coveted nomination for Tracy Morgan in the "Best Actor Most Likely To Follow His Character To Jail" category.
Now, I don't want to say President Obama's opening All Star pitch was slow, but, as a pitcher, he makes a tremendous bowler.
Now, I don't want to say President Obama's opening All Star pitch was slow, but, by the time it hit the glove, Manny Rameriz had gone through menopause.
Fashionistas are complaining that President Obama wore loose-fitting "Mom jeans" when he threw his pitch at the All Star game. What the . . . ? I don't want my President wearing tight jeans, the last thing I want to see is Obama's stimulus package.
The Republican men are having a hard time with Supreme Court Nominee, Sonia Sotomayor. For whatever reason, they just cannot get her to to back their strict "Bros before Ho's" policy.
A Southwest Airlines flight had to make an emergency landing after it tore a hole in the top of the fuselage. All the other airlines are demanding Southwest charge those passengers a convertible top fee.
A French tennis player had his drug suspension lifted when he claimed he tested positive for cocaine because he kissed a girl in a club. Apparently it was quite a kiss, he also tested positive for her P.M.S drug Midol.
A group of badly maimed, limbless and scarred shark attack victims testified in Congress in favor of a shark protection bill. That's odd. It's like a bunch of pigs testifying to save Kirsty Alley.
The Republicans continue to grill Supreme Court Nominee, Sonia Sotomayor, they claim she is biased for Latino women. And if anybody is an expert on being biased for your sex and ethnic group, it is a bunch of white male Republicans.
The Republicans continue to grill Supreme Court Nominee, Sonia Sotomayor, Not all conservatives are against Sotomayor, Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas is rumored to be in favor of Sotomayor's confirmation, or as he calls Sonia: New meat.
Things are not going well for 50 billion scammer Bernie Madoff in prison. Let's just say if Madoff was still an actual investor, he would be buying stock in Preparation H, Listerine and Vasoline.
After demanding she keep $60 million of Bernie Madoff stolen money, Ruth Madoff was caught trying to use expired coupons at a California Pizza Kitchen. It seems Ruth loves their Swindler Salad and their Ponzi Pizza.
Jon of "Jon and Kate Plus 8" is engaged to, Hailey Glassman, a wild woman of seriously questionable character. "But I am certain, once the bright spotlight of sudden fame dims, this relationship will thrive" said nobody in their right mind.
Jon of "Jon and Kate Plus 8" is engaged to Hailey Glassman, a well-known wild drunk and drugged-up party girl and gold-digging attention whore. This Jon moron has worse taste in woman than Elliot Spitzer.
Tina Fey's "30 Rock" has received 22 Emmy nominations. Fey should also receive a nomination for her "Saturday Night Live" impression of Sarah Palin. Unlike the subject, that impression doesn't quit.
"30 Rock" received 22 Emmy nominations. Including the-less-coveted nomination for Tracy Morgan in the "Best Actor Most Likely To Follow His Character To Jail" category.
Now, I don't want to say President Obama's opening All Star pitch was slow, but, as a pitcher, he makes a tremendous bowler.
Now, I don't want to say President Obama's opening All Star pitch was slow, but, by the time it hit the glove, Manny Rameriz had gone through menopause.
Fashionistas are complaining that President Obama wore loose-fitting "Mom jeans" when he threw his pitch at the All Star game. What the . . . ? I don't want my President wearing tight jeans, the last thing I want to see is Obama's stimulus package.
The Republican men are having a hard time with Supreme Court Nominee, Sonia Sotomayor. For whatever reason, they just cannot get her to to back their strict "Bros before Ho's" policy.
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