Biggie up, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers
In a paid interview with a London tabloid, LaToya Jackson claims her brother, Michael, was murdered by his sleazy entourage. In fact, Michael's entourage was so sleazy it would stoop to cashing in on his death by making wild accusations to a cheesy British tabloid.
Prior to her selling out her dead brother, Michael Jackson, to a sleazy British tabloid, people were asking; "Where is LaToya Jackson?" This marks the first time in history anyone has asked; "Where is LaToya Jackson?"
Pizza Hut announced it is changing its name to The Hut. A spokesperson for The Hut declined to comment when asked if the change had anything to do with their regular customer's resemblance to Jabba the Hut.
This just in: Neither VP Joe Biden nor any US Governor has done or said anything really stupid for the last 24 hours.
Barack Obama threw out the first pitch at the All Star game; coincidentally, Sarah Palin threw out the first pitch at the Alaska minor league All Star game, but the pitch stopped halfway and quit.
Barack Obama threw out the first pitch at the All Star Game, afterwards, Joe Biden annoyingly yammered; "Hey, batter, batter, batter, swing batter" the entire game.
There is a new Osama bin Laden tape. In it bin Laden pledges death to America and he hopes those two crazy kids, Jon and Kate, can work things out.
In a paid interview with a London tabloid, LaToya Jackson claims her brother, Michael, was murdered by his sleazy entourage. In fact, Michael's entourage was so sleazy it would stoop to cashing in on his death by making wild accusations to a cheesy British tabloid.
Prior to her selling out her dead brother, Michael Jackson, to a sleazy British tabloid, people were asking; "Where is LaToya Jackson?" This marks the first time in history anyone has asked; "Where is LaToya Jackson?"
Pizza Hut announced it is changing its name to The Hut. A spokesperson for The Hut declined to comment when asked if the change had anything to do with their regular customer's resemblance to Jabba the Hut.
This just in: Neither VP Joe Biden nor any US Governor has done or said anything really stupid for the last 24 hours.
Barack Obama threw out the first pitch at the All Star game; coincidentally, Sarah Palin threw out the first pitch at the Alaska minor league All Star game, but the pitch stopped halfway and quit.
Barack Obama threw out the first pitch at the All Star Game, afterwards, Joe Biden annoyingly yammered; "Hey, batter, batter, batter, swing batter" the entire game.
There is a new Osama bin Laden tape. In it bin Laden pledges death to America and he hopes those two crazy kids, Jon and Kate, can work things out.
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