Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Do not be an A.C. Slater hater, you French fried purtater, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

When Michael Jackson died, at the press conference, the Rev Al Sharpton introduced Joe Jackson who immediately proceeded to promote his record company. You know what you call Joe Jackson standing next to Rev. Al Sharpton? The three sleaziest people alive.

Former NBA star Antoine Walker is accused of owing almost a million dollars to Las Vegas casinos. In a related story, three women immediately announced they were mistaken about Walker being the father of their baby.

Since you asked:

Worked out like a horry beast? Check. Mont Gay and coconut water and lime? Check. Fillet Mignon marinated in olive oil? Check. Garlic roasting in the oven for the roasted garlic butter on the grilled corn on the cob? Check. Charcoal heating in the chimney? Check. All Star Game/ Tour De France recorded? Check. Grilling to Don Henley tunes on a beautiful warm sunset in my beloved California?

The frickin' Eagle has landed.

"I think it's about forgiveness, forgiveness, even if, even if you don't love me anymore." Don "Mother F'in" Henley. Voice of velvet sandpaper.