Wednesday, July 08, 2009

Our relatively new barbeque island, arr, arr, arr, arr.

Now, I don't want to say Sarah Palin's resignation speech was Nixon-like, but the only thing that was missing was her telling the press they won't have Sarah Palin to kick around anymore.

Iran is trying to lure American tourists. Not sure about their slogan, though: "Be the first to tell your friends you went to Iran and didn't get kidnapped."

Iran is trying to lure American tourists. The first day's itinerary is pretty fun. There is the Death to America Happy Hour, followed by the Infidel Pig Roast ending with a campfire where they roast smores and burn Dick Cheney in effigy.

Michael Jackson's funeral is the day before Oscar Mayer dies, and I'm the bad guy if I make wiener jokes?

When did Queen Latifa turn into Janet Jackson on steroids?

Due to a few Mont Gay Rum's, coconut water and lime, I was a little fuzzy. Was that Queen Latifa on "Letterman" or has Janet Jackson gone on steroids?

Brett Favre has placed a deposit on a condo in Minnesota. Would someone please tell Brett that if he wants a jersey with his name from every team in the NFL, he can buy them online, he doesn't have to join each team.