Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Renee Zellweger is going to star in another "Bridget Jones" movie. This is great news because what the world needs more than anything is another interview where Renee tells us how hard it is to gain 30 pounds for the part.

A French tennis player had his drug suspension lifted because he claimed he tested positive for cocaine because he kissed a girl in a club. Right now Manny Rameriz is kicking himself.

A French tennis player had his drug suspension lifted because he claimed he tested positive for cocaine because he kissed a girl in a club. When this guy was a kid, I bet his dog didn't just eat his homework, his dog marinated it and sauteed it with a nice red wine and mushroom reduction sauce.

A French tennis player had his drug suspension lifted because he claimed he tested positive for cocaine because he kissed a girl in a club. Yeah, and, after he kissed her, he tripped to his knees and landed with a straw up his nose on a table full of cocaine and then he inhaled. Ten times.