Guess who is trying to convert to Judaism to impress her boyfriend? Britney Spears. It makes sense, she converted to Moronism to impress Kevin Federline.

Britney has one question about converting to Judaism: does she really have to changer her name to Judy?

This will last right up to the split second Britney finds out, if she is Jewish, she can't eat pork rinds.

Bad news for Sacha Baron Cohen. Paris Hilton said on Twitter she thought "Bruno" was funny. That's like being called healthy by Amy Winehouse.

Amy Winehouse is going to go through a nasty divorce. Her ex wants $10 million. That's $20 million in street value.

It was a little awkward, when former Miss California, Carrie Prejean, signed her book deal she asked; "So exactly how many do I have to color?"

(assist to Janice Hough)


First Sarah Palin, now former Miss California, Carrie Prejean, has signed a big book deal. That noise you hear is Doris Kearns Goodwin spinning in her grave and she isn't close to dead yet.

In fact, when asked if she patterned her writing after Doris Kearns Goodwin, Prejean said; "Yep, all three of them."

New rule: Before you can sign a book deal, you have to prove that you can read one.