Two cupcakes in an oven. One cupcake says; "Man, it is hot in here." The other cupcake says; "Holy crap, a talking cupcake." (From "Two and a Half Men" rerun)

President Obama is in Egypt repeating his message that Americans want to renew their relationship with Muslims. See? That is why he is President, he is so smart. Here I am an American and yet I had no concept I wanted to renew a relationship with Muslims.