Time to deflate the doll and bounce on outta this here this here, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers
Advancing to the semi finals in the French Open are Slovakia's Dominika Cibulkova and Russia's Svetlana Kuznetsova. It's like the old joke where the women's tennis player goes to the eye doctor and the doctor asks "Can you read the letters in the first line?" and the letters are: SKUZLOBKAION.
"Can I read it?" she says; "I am playing her in the French Open."
A bodybuilding competition in the Netherlands was canceled when the contestants scattered like roaches when a drug tester arrived; it was eerily reminiscent of the time a history teacher walked into the Memphis men's basketball locker room to give a pop quiz.
Dick Cheney is in favor of torture and the right for all people to be married. This information was brought to you from the Department of Redundancy Department.
It was such a beautiful day in New York, Madonna decided take a walk with the top down on her boyfriend's stroller.
In New York, Vice President Joe Biden gave a speech at a $1,000-a-plate fundraiser dinner. That's nothing, people paid $10,000-a-plate to attend the "Joe Biden Will Not Speak" fundraiser dinner.
Since you asked:
OK, what the heck is going on? As I type we are having a freak thunder/rain/hail shower with hail the size of marbles. It scared my chucklehead Labradors, Kasey and Wrigley, half to death. Now they are cowering together in the garage.
Advancing to the semi finals in the French Open are Slovakia's Dominika Cibulkova and Russia's Svetlana Kuznetsova. It's like the old joke where the women's tennis player goes to the eye doctor and the doctor asks "Can you read the letters in the first line?" and the letters are: SKUZLOBKAION.
"Can I read it?" she says; "I am playing her in the French Open."
A bodybuilding competition in the Netherlands was canceled when the contestants scattered like roaches when a drug tester arrived; it was eerily reminiscent of the time a history teacher walked into the Memphis men's basketball locker room to give a pop quiz.
Dick Cheney is in favor of torture and the right for all people to be married. This information was brought to you from the Department of Redundancy Department.
It was such a beautiful day in New York, Madonna decided take a walk with the top down on her boyfriend's stroller.
In New York, Vice President Joe Biden gave a speech at a $1,000-a-plate fundraiser dinner. That's nothing, people paid $10,000-a-plate to attend the "Joe Biden Will Not Speak" fundraiser dinner.
Since you asked:
OK, what the heck is going on? As I type we are having a freak thunder/rain/hail shower with hail the size of marbles. It scared my chucklehead Labradors, Kasey and Wrigley, half to death. Now they are cowering together in the garage.
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