Talk it out before you walk it out, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

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You know who gave the NYU commencement speech at Yankee Stadium? Sec. of State, Hillary Clinton. And to honor the Yankees she wore a pinstripe pantsuit.

Oh, Lex, no
A survey reveals 87% of women like to yell out instructions to men in bed and 78% like to yell out instructions when men drive. And both times they say the same thing, “Careful, I do not want to get rear ended.”

Once again
A stripper claims she had three way sex with Michael Phelps for three hours. And here is the best part, she said Phelps just beat out the French swimmer by a finger tip.


Since you asked:

Going for a 3 mile run. Marinate boneless skinned chicken thighs in orange juice, a hearty squeeze of lime and garlic powder for over an hour. Grill the chicken along with pineapple and red bell pepper kaboobs.

In a pan, add diced green onions and garlic, saute, add the marinade and bring to a boil, add a splash of white wine vinegar, let simmer. Rice in rice cooker with chicken broth and Bob is your uncle. Chop up the breasts and the pineapple and red bell peppers, add the sauce and mix it up. Orange Adobo chicken bowls.


Not since I was five have I heard more things of which I have no concept.


Twitter? Swiffer? iPod app? ABC’s “Lost”? Simms family? Plaxo? Derivatives? Sexted? Flo Rida? OMG, LMAO? What, what? A shorty? What is it is what it is? Cover Two Defense? The difference between something that is urban versus ghetto? And just about everything Randy Jackson and Paula Abdul say.


Again, I want some answers or there will be a tookus in my totebag in somebody’s future.

OK, how is this for my version of talk to the hand? Don't crapamole in the guacamole?