Jockey Calvin Borel will ride Mine That Bird in the Belmont. Borel could become the first jockey to sweep the triple crown with more than one horse. This is also the first time the words crown and more than one horse have been used together since Katherine the Great.


President Obama has vowed to end torture in the US. Good news, guys, that means no sequel to "He's Just Not That Into You."


Since you asked:

It has never been a more crucial time to be a publicist. What with moron celebrities having instant access to air their idiotic thoughts on Twitter, Blogger, Facebook and My Space, certified idiots like Malissa Joan Hart get caught saying she hopes Farah Fawcett's pending death doesn't knock her off the cover of "People." You have Clay Aiken saying Adam Lambert makes his ears bleed.

Wait, I gotta go, Anna Faris just updated her Twitter . . .