We gonna get the Hoobastank on up out of this here beee-yahhh-hitch, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

That’s nice
NFL announcer John Madden is retiring, he wants to spend more time with his eyebrows.

Not since then
Did you see the clip of the first dog, Bo? He was wagging his tail and running around. This is the most excited anyone has been to be on all fours in the Oval Office since, well, Monica Lewinski.

Wild dog
Did you see how wild the first dog, Bo was? Take it from recent history, when an animal won’t behave in the White House you either have to get it fixed or appoint his wife Secretary of State.

So mean, Lex
Did you see the clip of England’s “American Idol” “Britain’s Got Talent” of Susan Boyle? Her voice was so great it could shatter a mirror. Almost as fast as her face can . . .

What choice did he have?
Trouble already with the first dog, Bo. Bo ran into the oval office and humped an intern’s leg so President Obama had no choice but to immediately re-name the dog Bill Clinton.

More attacks
Once again, without any warning there was a brutal and ruthless attack. But enough about Jamie Foxx and Miley Cyrus, the Somali pirates are at it again.

Jamie Foxx apologized for his insulting remarks about Miley Cyrus. Foxx said he is truly sorry, not sorry enough to go watch “Hannah Montana: The Movie” but sorry all the same.

Uh oh
The first day with the first dog, Bo, and already there is trouble. Today on the White House lawn, Bo dug up a box of Florida ballots punched for Al Gore.

The first dog, Bo, is already in trouble. Bo had an accident and relieved himself big time in the Oval Office. It made the White House staff sentimental for President Bush.

B pets
The Obamas named the first dog Bo. Clinton’s dog was Buddy and Bush’s dog was Barney, all started with B. And if John McCain had won his pet’s name also begins with b, Brontosaurus.

Since you asked:
Might of outdone myself last night.

Brine marinated (water with sugar and salt) a pork tenderloin. Grilled it with mesquite wood chips smoking. Then in a pan on the stove, sautéed mushrooms, garlic and onions, poured in a cup of Marsala wine, a dash of milk, a dollop of tomato sauce, let it simmer down by half then added sliced carrots for a few minutes, sliced the now done pork loin into medallions and added them to the sauce, let simmer and serve it all over rice pilaf.

A “Bam” of chopped parsley and Bob is your bofizzy Uncle.