Slap it and tap it, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers


The Somali pirates have been described as heavily armed untrained young men. Or as we call that: The Cincinnati Bengals.

The new Yankee Stadium is amazing. They thought of everything. To keep the old fans happy they even recreated the urine, cigar and beer vomit stench of the old place.

The new Yankee Stadium is amazing. And today they held the ceremonial transfer of the hot dog water from the old joint.

The new baseball season is underway and we've already had two players hit for the cycle. Normally this time of year the only cycle the players do involve steroids.