We’re gonna rock this up in here old school, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers


This economy is so bad my 401K is now my 200.5K.


Osama bin Laden turned 52 last week. You can tell Osama is having a midlife crisis, he’s having an affair with his cave’s assistant secretary.


Osama bin Laden turned 52 last week. You can tell Osama is having a midlife crisis, he has started wearing his turban tilted to the side to look cool.


Donald Trump is being sued for fraud by more than 70 people because of a failed building project in Mexico. This is the most people who have ever sued Trump if you don’t count hair stylists.


“The Wall Street Journal” expanded their sports coverage. They had to, professional athletes are the only ones who still have any money.

The winner of the Doral golf tournament, Phil Michelson, drove the ball 350 yards. It is the farthest anyone has driven that wasn’t a crazy lady astronaut wearing a diaper.

At the Doral golf tournament this weekend, Swedish golfer, Henrik Stinson, stripped to his tightie-whitie underwear to keep from getting his clothes mud-splattered. It wasn’t pretty, but thank goodness it wasn’t 300-pound golfer, John Daly.


Since you asked:

"They got no tree-toppers. Bunch of mites. Run you off the floor. You got to squeeze them in the paint, make 'em chuck it from the cheap seats. Mind that purgatory they call a gym. No bucket three foot in."

Shooter from "Hoosiers."

And yes, I cry when Rollin tears up the paper and says;

"Coach stays."