Work it, work it, work it, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers
Yikes
Did you hear about the obscenity-laced tirade “Batman” actor Christian Bale gave to some lighting director? And this wasn’t in that impossible-to-understand-Batman voice either. He enunciated every F-word.
Like that
A California man has been confirmed to have total recall. He can recall everything. Every second. Every detail. It’s like my wife when I drink too much at a party.
Deja Vu
Now that the Super Bowl is over there are no basketball playoffs anytime soon, baseball hasn’t started, there is nothing going on and there is nothing to look forward to for a long, long time. It’s like President Bush is President again.
Odd
Explorers have discovered the shipwreck of the 1744 HMS Victory. Ironically the HMS Victory sunk while the HMS Dismal Failure enjoyed a long and prosperous maritime legacy.
Same thing
President Bush is relaxing in Crawford, TX. He’s watching TV, taking naps, playing video games, he’s not reading memos or having meetings. It’s the same routine Bush had as President.
Like that, 2
The football season is over, there is nothing going on, nothing to cheer for, nothing to look forward to, it is just like being a fan of the Detroit Lions.
Not easy
President Bush is relaxing in Crawford, TX. Leaving the top office is not always an easy transition for a President to make. It took Bill Clinton a month to quit his chubby intern habit.
Half as much
President Bush is relaxing in Crawford, TX. Normally this is the time an ex-president reflects on his successes and his failures. Bush only has to do half of that.
There is stoned and then there is stupid
After a tabloid picture showed him smoking pot, multi-gold medal swimmer Michael Phelps apologized. You can tell Phelps was wasted. You want to know how? He let someone take his picture while he was getting high. What the hell is the matter with him?
Good news
After a tabloid picture showed him smoking pot, multi-gold medal swimmer Michael Phelps apologized so his sponsors will stick by him. Not only that, Phelps may pick up deals from Doritos, Visine, The Discovery Channel and Play Station 3.
Yikes
Did you hear about the obscenity-laced tirade “Batman” actor Christian Bale gave to some lighting director? And this wasn’t in that impossible-to-understand-Batman voice either. He enunciated every F-word.
Like that
A California man has been confirmed to have total recall. He can recall everything. Every second. Every detail. It’s like my wife when I drink too much at a party.
Deja Vu
Now that the Super Bowl is over there are no basketball playoffs anytime soon, baseball hasn’t started, there is nothing going on and there is nothing to look forward to for a long, long time. It’s like President Bush is President again.
Odd
Explorers have discovered the shipwreck of the 1744 HMS Victory. Ironically the HMS Victory sunk while the HMS Dismal Failure enjoyed a long and prosperous maritime legacy.
Same thing
President Bush is relaxing in Crawford, TX. He’s watching TV, taking naps, playing video games, he’s not reading memos or having meetings. It’s the same routine Bush had as President.
Like that, 2
The football season is over, there is nothing going on, nothing to cheer for, nothing to look forward to, it is just like being a fan of the Detroit Lions.
Not easy
President Bush is relaxing in Crawford, TX. Leaving the top office is not always an easy transition for a President to make. It took Bill Clinton a month to quit his chubby intern habit.
Half as much
President Bush is relaxing in Crawford, TX. Normally this is the time an ex-president reflects on his successes and his failures. Bush only has to do half of that.
There is stoned and then there is stupid
After a tabloid picture showed him smoking pot, multi-gold medal swimmer Michael Phelps apologized. You can tell Phelps was wasted. You want to know how? He let someone take his picture while he was getting high. What the hell is the matter with him?
Good news
After a tabloid picture showed him smoking pot, multi-gold medal swimmer Michael Phelps apologized so his sponsors will stick by him. Not only that, Phelps may pick up deals from Doritos, Visine, The Discovery Channel and Play Station 3.
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