We gonna whack it stack it and cracker jack it, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers
That explains it
France’s first lady, Carla Bruni, who used to date Eric Clapton, Mick Jagger, Donald Trump, Kevin Costner to name a few, has released a new album online. In it she dedicates each song to a former lover. That explains why there are 3,397 songs on the album.
Oh, no Sir, they don’t, oh forget it
President Bush met with Russian President Medvedev in Japan. It was a little awkward at one point when Bush asked Medvedev what he did to celebrate the Fourth of July.
Good one, Sir, now get up please
President Bush is at the G-8 conference in Japan. It gets a little old though, every time somebody says G-8, Bush yells “Bingo” and falls down laughing.
Let’s see Jesse get out of this one
Jesse Jackson was caught on camera making derogatory remarks about Barack Obama. I can’t say what Jesse threatened to do to Barack, but it is the same procedure Hillary would love to perform on Bill.
Jesse Jackson was caught on camera making derogatory remarks about Barack Obama. Jackson was once caught saying the anti-semetic term Hymie-town, and he paid hundred’s of thousands to his mistress and her illegitimate child. Who does Jackson think he is, the governor of New York?
No word if Jackson also wanted to kick Obama’s heini to Hymie-town.
Jesse Jackson was caught on camera making horrible remarks about Barack Obama. Jackson then issued an apology Jesse Jackson style;
I regret I said I would castrate you, Obama
Give my apology straight to your Momma
It was wrong to say I would cut off your boys
It’s just that my big mouth simply has to make noise
Now, I don’t want to imply that Jesse Jackson’s influence has diminished, but his popularity Q-rating now ranks somewhere between Ralph Nader and Salmonella.
New meaning to imbedded
Foreign CBS correspondent Lara Logan is pregnant from a married man with a family she met in Iraq. Apparently when they told her to go to Baghdad she thought they told her to go bag a dad.
What about Jager shooters?
According to CNN News, John McCain would win if only beer drinkers voted. Barack Obama would win if only wine drinkers voted. And if only Red Bull and Vodka drinkers voted, Beyonce would win as a write-in candidate.
On top of it
Boulder police say DNA evidence now clears the Ramsey family in the 1996 murder of their six-year-old daughter Jon Benet Ramsey. In addition, the Boulder police revealed they think OJ Simpson may have been somewhat involved in his wife Nicole’s murder.
Like that
President Bush met with Russian President Medvedev and proclaimed him a smart guy. That’s like Dick Cheney calling someone a cuddly and warm human being.
That explains it
France’s first lady, Carla Bruni, who used to date Eric Clapton, Mick Jagger, Donald Trump, Kevin Costner to name a few, has released a new album online. In it she dedicates each song to a former lover. That explains why there are 3,397 songs on the album.
Oh, no Sir, they don’t, oh forget it
President Bush met with Russian President Medvedev in Japan. It was a little awkward at one point when Bush asked Medvedev what he did to celebrate the Fourth of July.
Good one, Sir, now get up please
President Bush is at the G-8 conference in Japan. It gets a little old though, every time somebody says G-8, Bush yells “Bingo” and falls down laughing.
Let’s see Jesse get out of this one
Jesse Jackson was caught on camera making derogatory remarks about Barack Obama. I can’t say what Jesse threatened to do to Barack, but it is the same procedure Hillary would love to perform on Bill.
Jesse Jackson was caught on camera making derogatory remarks about Barack Obama. Jackson was once caught saying the anti-semetic term Hymie-town, and he paid hundred’s of thousands to his mistress and her illegitimate child. Who does Jackson think he is, the governor of New York?
No word if Jackson also wanted to kick Obama’s heini to Hymie-town.
Jesse Jackson was caught on camera making horrible remarks about Barack Obama. Jackson then issued an apology Jesse Jackson style;
I regret I said I would castrate you, Obama
Give my apology straight to your Momma
It was wrong to say I would cut off your boys
It’s just that my big mouth simply has to make noise
Now, I don’t want to imply that Jesse Jackson’s influence has diminished, but his popularity Q-rating now ranks somewhere between Ralph Nader and Salmonella.
New meaning to imbedded
Foreign CBS correspondent Lara Logan is pregnant from a married man with a family she met in Iraq. Apparently when they told her to go to Baghdad she thought they told her to go bag a dad.
What about Jager shooters?
According to CNN News, John McCain would win if only beer drinkers voted. Barack Obama would win if only wine drinkers voted. And if only Red Bull and Vodka drinkers voted, Beyonce would win as a write-in candidate.
On top of it
Boulder police say DNA evidence now clears the Ramsey family in the 1996 murder of their six-year-old daughter Jon Benet Ramsey. In addition, the Boulder police revealed they think OJ Simpson may have been somewhat involved in his wife Nicole’s murder.
Like that
President Bush met with Russian President Medvedev and proclaimed him a smart guy. That’s like Dick Cheney calling someone a cuddly and warm human being.
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