We gonna big-dog it tonight, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers
Who knew?
ESPN reports that Brett Favre is considering coming out of his all-too-brief retirement. Apparently Favre is a French-Cajun name that means Frank Sinatra.
How did they do it?
CW is re-shooting “Beverly Hills, 90210” with all of the former stars. Gosh, how was it possible to book all of them? It is a modern scheduling miracle.
CW is re-shooting “Beverly Hills, 90210” with all of the former stars. Actually the timing worked out perfectly, thanks to Starbucks closing 600 stores, all of the cast members were available.
Say it ain’t so, A-Rod
New York Yankee slugger Alex Rodriguez is rumored to be having an affair with Madonna. For the love of decency, A-Rod, don’t do it; you’ve heard how Madonna can screw a guy’s brains out? It’s true, she did it Jose Conseco and Dennis Rodman.
$125 mil-New York Yankee slugger Alex Rodriguez is having an affair with Madonna and A-Rod’s wife, Cynthia, is having an affair with Lenny Kravitz. Who says money can’t buy class?
Badaboom
New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez is having an affair with Madonna; A-Rod bats fourth in the lineup. And then after his date with Madonna he goes to the ball park.
Good question
New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez is having an affair with Madonna and A-Rod’s wife, Cynthia, is having an affair with Lenny Kravitz. Here’s the question: if Cynthia is also having an affair, does that mean she doesn’t get the $4 million dollar-diamond-Kobe-Bryant-gold-digging-bimbo-appeasement ring?
Since you asked:
New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez is having an affair with Madonna and A-Rod’s wife, Cynthia, is having an affair with Lenny Kravitz. For those who feel sympathy for Cynthia, informed Yankee sources say Cynthia is such a mean-spirited gold-digging underling-abuser she makes Kobe Bryant’s wife, Vanessa, seem like Mother Teresa.
Apparently the pattern of famous jock gold-digging wives being nasty psycho bitches is not unprecedented. In the pattern of Vanessa Bryant, Debbie Clemens, Liz Bonds, whichever-bimbo John Daly married lately, Julie Romanowski, Karolyn Rose, Juanita Jordan just to name a few. All of these women made a pact with the devil and they know exactly what they were getting into by marrying well-known megalomaniacal philanderers.
And the wife’s husband doesn’t even have to have been any good. A friend of mine was on hand at a restaurant- that rhymes with Dead Bobbin - to witness a tantrum thrown at a waiter by world-famous-NFL-wash-out Ryan Leaf’s wife, former Charger girl, Nicole Leaf. (They are now divorced, not shockingly) Nicole Leaf screamed at the top of her lungs to the waiter;
“Don’t you know who I am?”
Allegedly, the waiter, bless his heart, coolly replied;
“Yes, you’re the wife of that moron who ruined the Chargers, but legally I have to wait on you anyway.”
Reportedly a huge ovation erupted and the future former Ms. Leaf ran out of the restaurant in a red-faced huff that would have done Bill Clinton proud.
And if the husband’s affairs become too embarrassingly public, ala Michael Jordan, the wives then cash in on a wildly lucrative divorce. Prenuptial agreement not withstanding, these women have Gloria Allred’s number on speed dial.
Who knew?
ESPN reports that Brett Favre is considering coming out of his all-too-brief retirement. Apparently Favre is a French-Cajun name that means Frank Sinatra.
How did they do it?
CW is re-shooting “Beverly Hills, 90210” with all of the former stars. Gosh, how was it possible to book all of them? It is a modern scheduling miracle.
CW is re-shooting “Beverly Hills, 90210” with all of the former stars. Actually the timing worked out perfectly, thanks to Starbucks closing 600 stores, all of the cast members were available.
Say it ain’t so, A-Rod
New York Yankee slugger Alex Rodriguez is rumored to be having an affair with Madonna. For the love of decency, A-Rod, don’t do it; you’ve heard how Madonna can screw a guy’s brains out? It’s true, she did it Jose Conseco and Dennis Rodman.
$125 mil-New York Yankee slugger Alex Rodriguez is having an affair with Madonna and A-Rod’s wife, Cynthia, is having an affair with Lenny Kravitz. Who says money can’t buy class?
Badaboom
New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez is having an affair with Madonna; A-Rod bats fourth in the lineup. And then after his date with Madonna he goes to the ball park.
Good question
New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez is having an affair with Madonna and A-Rod’s wife, Cynthia, is having an affair with Lenny Kravitz. Here’s the question: if Cynthia is also having an affair, does that mean she doesn’t get the $4 million dollar-diamond-Kobe-Bryant-gold-digging-bimbo-appeasement ring?
Since you asked:
New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez is having an affair with Madonna and A-Rod’s wife, Cynthia, is having an affair with Lenny Kravitz. For those who feel sympathy for Cynthia, informed Yankee sources say Cynthia is such a mean-spirited gold-digging underling-abuser she makes Kobe Bryant’s wife, Vanessa, seem like Mother Teresa.
Apparently the pattern of famous jock gold-digging wives being nasty psycho bitches is not unprecedented. In the pattern of Vanessa Bryant, Debbie Clemens, Liz Bonds, whichever-bimbo John Daly married lately, Julie Romanowski, Karolyn Rose, Juanita Jordan just to name a few. All of these women made a pact with the devil and they know exactly what they were getting into by marrying well-known megalomaniacal philanderers.
And the wife’s husband doesn’t even have to have been any good. A friend of mine was on hand at a restaurant- that rhymes with Dead Bobbin - to witness a tantrum thrown at a waiter by world-famous-NFL-wash-out Ryan Leaf’s wife, former Charger girl, Nicole Leaf. (They are now divorced, not shockingly) Nicole Leaf screamed at the top of her lungs to the waiter;
“Don’t you know who I am?”
Allegedly, the waiter, bless his heart, coolly replied;
“Yes, you’re the wife of that moron who ruined the Chargers, but legally I have to wait on you anyway.”
Reportedly a huge ovation erupted and the future former Ms. Leaf ran out of the restaurant in a red-faced huff that would have done Bill Clinton proud.
And if the husband’s affairs become too embarrassingly public, ala Michael Jordan, the wives then cash in on a wildly lucrative divorce. Prenuptial agreement not withstanding, these women have Gloria Allred’s number on speed dial.
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