We gonna walk it like we talk it, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

Kinda like that
Today was the Running of the Bulls in Pamplona Spain. A bunch of scared people desperately try and keep from being crushed by a whole lot of bull. Like during our presidential election.

Hate to see that
Barack Obama is going to accept the democratic nomination in Denver at Invesco Field at Mile High Stadium. Is that a good idea? If that stadium is anything like it is for the Broncos, Barack’s nomination will be intercepted and returned for a touchdown.

Not a thing wrong here
The United Arab Emirates has excused $3 billion of Iraq’s debt to improve diplomatic ties. Let’s see. The largest terrorist financier getting chummy with Iraq. Gosh, what could go wrong there?

Good plan
41-year-old Dara Torres qualified for the Olympic team. For the Olympics, Torres has a unique race strategy. The Soccer Mom is going to get all jacked-up on Starbucks Lattes and, right before the starting gun, she is going to put all of her teenage competitors in a time-out.

Nice find
In Virginia, archeologists discovered George Washington’s childhood home and there was no cherry tree. But they did find a toy ship given to Washington by his boyhood friend John McCain.