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Right guy for the job
John McCain claims he is the best candidate to respond to a crisis. He may be right, when that red phone rings at the White House at three AM, McCain can answer it because he is up taking a pee.


A sure sign
The Iditarod got underway on Saturday. Did you know the dogs are drug tested for performance enhancing drugs? I think some of those dogs are on steroids, they have two tails.

You can tell when a dog is on steroids, when he licks his shrunken testicles, his tongue shrinks as well.


Sorta like that
John McCain arrived at the White House to receive an endorsement from President Bush. That’s nice but isn’t that like getting fashion tips from Michael Moore?


I bet he is
Idaho toilet cruiser Sen. Larry Craig is accepting applications for summer interns. Applicants must be well-versed in Word, Excel and the Bravo channel.


Will it be called a Framany or a Germench?
At a technology fair in Germany, French President Nicolas Sarkozy suggested that France and Germany get together to make a super computer. It would combine elements of Dell and Apple to store data. It would be called a Dell-Apple-Data’d. (Dilapidated )

At a technology fair in Germany, French President Nicolas Sarkozy suggest that France and Germany get together to make a super computer. Is a French and German computer really a good idea? It would just surrender to its own virus attacks.