Keeping the deal real to the feel, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers


Odd coincidence
The Iditarod started Saturday. Now they test the dogs for performance enhancing drugs. In fact, when Congress asked a sled dog named Clemens if he used drugs, he lied and said no then he ratted-out his trainer, friend and wife and then humped the leg of the committee chairman.


Ewwww
Despite winning Ohio and Texas, Hillary Clinton only picked up 12 delegates on Barack Obama. Experts say for Hillary to win it would have to be the greatest come-from-behind Clinton performance since Bill stained the back of Monica’s blue dress.


Ah, the good ol’ days
Green Bay Packer star Brett Favre held a tearful retirement press conference. How tearful? It made me sentimental for the stoic composure of Paris Hilton’s police escort to jail.


He isn’t too creepy
Idaho toilet cruiser Sen. Larry Craig is accepting applications for summer interns. First priority will be given to applications filled out on sheets of men’s room toilet paper.