We gonna grill, swill take a pill and thrill, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers


Mark her words
Jessica Simpson has been dumped by Dallas Cowboy Tony Romo. It was a little embarrassing when they asked Jessica if she wanted retribution, Jessica said “No, but I will get even.”

Or
It was a little embarrassing when they asked Jessica if she wanted retribution, Jessica said; “No thanks, I’m not Catholic.”


Oh, I hope not
Osama bin Laden’s son, Omar, hitting the talk show circuit? Let’s hope he hasn’t written a tacky celebrity-parent tell-all autobiography titled; “Mullah Dearest.”

It ain’t easy
In an interview, Tony Romo said being an NFL star is not as glamorous as it appears. For example, at luxurious Mexican resorts when you order Champagne for Jessica Simpson from room service, sometimes you have to pop the cork all by yourself.

Feel our pain
Dennis Kucinich is dropping out of the presidential race. In a related story, thousands of comedy writers cried out as if in one voice: “Noooooooooooooooo.”

Haven’t we comedy writers been through enough with the strike?

He came up a little short. And he didn’t have enough votes. Thank you.

Quite the visual
In health news, have you seen those disgusting Mucinex ads? They actually have little cartoon character mucus. Or is it MucI? It could be worse, they could have come up with a drug for constipation.


Since you asked:


Big grilling night, Slats and Nugs. Doing a three spot heating center on the Weber with a tin drip pan filled with beer and charcoal on both sides. Then placing a brine marinated chicken with the beer can inserted in the cavity over the drip pan and tossing on hickory chips. Chicken is also rubbed in garlic, smoked paprika, cumin and pepper and salt.

Will let you know how it goes. Think a little red wine and Dire Straits music will go nicely.