Thursday, January 24, 2008

More *priceless “Berg on Berg Comedy” where Lex the Kaseberg tries in vain to imitate the brilliant, great and late comedy stylings of Mitch Hedberg.


A bird in the hand is worth absolutely nothing. And then you have to wash your hand. You have no idea where that bird has been.


If beauty is only skin deep, how come people look so ugly when they’ve been skinned?


The line on the menu that says “Breakfast served any time” is a bold faced lie. If I could have had the breakfast an hour ago, I would not be hungry.

You know you are lazy when you have a “To Do” list that includes “Put on pants.”

*And I mean priceless. Nobody in their right mind would pay a dime for this crap.