Tonight we big pimpin’ with our pink vodka sausage sauce, penne pasta, red jug wine and “Godfather 2” on big screen DVD, Torn Slatterns and Nugget Ranchers

Scary
The Mitchell Report will be revealed today naming the names of 50 to 100 baseball players who used steroids or other performance enhancing drugs. Baseball players haven’t been this nervous since the rumors that their cups were made in China with toxic lead.

Just plain wrong
Madonna is being inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame; just when they get James Brown peacefully buried for a while, he spins out of his grave and they’ll have to bury him again.

Madonna in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame? That’s like naming Michael Jackson baby sitter of the month.

Imagine?
The Mitchell report will be revealed today naming the names of 50 to 100 baseball players who used steroids or other performance enhancing drugs. Reportedly the list includes many New York Mets. That’s amazing. How bad would the Mets- end-of-the-season collapse have been if their performances hadn’t been enhanced?

Since you asked:
Gots to, gots to, gots to get my tookus out in the wadoo on my SUP (Stand Up Paddleboard).

In addition, I have to come up with a name for my SUP. It is yellow and blue like UCSB so I was thinking Gaucho-like. Groucho the Gaucho? Hmm.

Ann Caroline actually hit the ground laughing during a line from the Marx Brothers “Duck Soup” when Groucho said during Chicolini’s (Chico’s) trial for treason:

“Chicolini may look like an idiot. He may talk like an idiot. But don’t be fooled, he really is an idiot.”

Sniff. I’m so proud.